Another Addition to the Humor

allchaosInc (1:26:22 AM): if its a hard time for us, that means its impossible for others

allchaosInc (11:05:13 PM): class at 11 tomorrow...ugh i gotta finish the math hw for it
IZ4lyfe (11:05:51 PM): i wish i could do my homework... holy lazy dude
allchaosInc (11:06:39 PM): seriously dude, fuck you
allchaosInc (11:06:42 PM): youre the one who spread this curse to me
IZ4lyfe (11:06:57 PM): i just brought you into the matrix
allchaosInc (11:07:14 PM): i should have taken the blue pill...but the red pill was closer

allchaosInc (11:51:42 PM): time to traverse the 2 feet of carpet to my fridge to obtain a coke...hopefully ill make it back

IZ4lyfe (12:03:22 AM): i will waste my free time by doing a survey instead of practicing calculus problems
allchaosInc (12:03:37 AM): i will follow you in the time wasting activity

IZ4lyfe (4:16:24 PM): cs?
allchaosInc (4:16:35 PM): im TRYING to study this math
allchaosInc (4:16:39 PM): ok

allchaosInc (6:48:27 PM): obviously when youre born, you can either be born with studying skills or godlike skills...i know which one we got

allchaosInc (9:44:57 PM): i dont understand how english teachers can say books like house on mango street (which completely disregards every rule of grammar created) are works of literature and then grade my essay based on grammar
allchaosInc (9:45:10 PM): FUCK YOU BITCH IM MAKING LITERATURE

IZ4lyfe (9:03:24 PM): Leo was waiting for the sun to set into the ocean. Then Cancer showed up, and they began to fight. Into the ocean they fell.
IZ4lyfe (9:03:28 PM): leo better have won
AllchaosInc (9:03:53 PM): then capricorn showed up and banged virgo

Proofs:

allchaosInc (11:34:53 PM): wtf is a direct proof...
IZ4lyfe (11:34:57 PM): i have no idea...
IZ4lyfe (11:35:07 PM): i hate that word, proof
allchaosInc (11:35:38 PM): seriously dude
allchaosInc (11:35:43 PM): just take my word for it, its true

allchaosInc (3:51:39 PM): seeing as everyone knows them, im oretty sure someone smarter tha me has already proved it...so why repeat a futile exercise?