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We need cute girlfriends that we could share our laughter with.

rj: whew i thought the quiz was gonna rape me but it decimated me instead.

IZ4lyfe (7:58:11 PM): there's like two more powerful gods than zeus, ranjanethius and isaiahpidus
allchaosInc (8:00:12 PM): and their mystical wives, purplegirlius and thuynesia

allchaosInc (10:57:54 AM): fuck my life dude why are we still in school after like 13 years
IZ4lyfe (10:58:02 AM): seriously! wtf dude
IZ4lyfe (10:58:34 AM): have we not learned enoguh?
allchaosInc (10:59:01 AM): we were born with the knowledge of how to rule...i dont need to know programming

rj: hmm let me see how many points i'll miss if i skip the lab
iz: i just don't care. i seriously don't feel like taking notes if they're in the book
rj: oh only 5 points? fuck it then
iz: seriously, wow who cares dude. i just need to make up my test problems for ten extra points on monday
rj: nice! wow we are academically strategic

IZ4lyfe (11:17:56 AM): holy smoking hippaul on my laptop
allchaosInc (11:18:11 AM): that fat ass cant run for shit

IZ4lyfe (11:49:40 AM): when the night sky wears the moon as its pendant, i shall await you at the dock, that's a nice love letter
allchaosInc (11:50:09 AM): when its night time ill await you in my bed is better i think

allchaosInc (4:08:21 PM): i like the way i just laugh and say nice anytime my roommate talks

allchaosInc (12:13:58 AM): ok no quiz til next week
IZ4lyfe (12:14:03 AM): nice!
allchaosInc (12:14:15 AM): just prolonging the failure...

IZ4lyfe (12:26:33 AM): i really wanna check if there's something to eat but i'm too lazy
allchaosInc (12:26:52 AM): i want to make a kimchi bowl but i dont feel like walking 2 feet to get it out

IZ4lyfe (10:08:35 PM): for the past two hours i have done nothing, and could have been at mt gulug
allchaosInc (10:08:56 PM): that might have been worse than doing nothing

Fall Quarter 2008 Comic Relief

Two halves of a whole idiot...

IZ4lyfe (1:44:12 AM): she better have a rinoa personality
allchaosInc (1:44:39 AM): she's like "please come help my resistance force, we're fighting the burberry nation

iz: why am i in class when i can be killing teammates...
rj: same for me dude. i fucking drew the assault map in my notebook.

allchaosInc (4:49:25 PM): why did you make me ditch class...i could have gone and...drawn more assault maps

allchaosInc (2:16:29 PM): theres this bitch who wont give this gangster guy her number...so he killed her

allchaosInc (10:44:40 PM): fuck you bitchass lag i will destroy you megavideo

allchaosInc (2:59:43 PM): holy friends justowned him
IZ4lyfe (2:59:51 PM): seriously wow
IZ4lyfe (2:59:55 PM): i would have killed them
allchaosInc (2:59:58 PM): its like darryl trying to back us up

IZ4lyfe (11:23:03 PM): hmm i think suteki da ne is my favorite song
allchaosInc (11:23:52 PM): seriously dude
allchaosInc (11:23:56 PM): holy eargasm

allchaosInc (8:34:01 PM): actually fuck it
allchaosInc (8:34:08 PM): i just have to do 8 out of 10 assignments
allchaosInc (8:34:14 PM): lets skip this one
IZ4lyfe (8:34:17 PM): good idea
allchaosInc (8:34:43 PM): thanks for supporting my academic decision

allchaosInc (9:31:24 PM): my cousin is trying to explain psychopath to me
allchaosInc (9:31:26 PM): charming, manipulative, generally of high class and wealth, but they have no sense of remorse, or empathy, and therefore can do terrible things, even enjoy them
allchaosInc (9:31:36 PM): i dont see a problem

allchaosInc (3:40:05 PM): whatever i done
allchaosInc (3:40:09 PM): im
allchaosInc (3:40:11 PM): fuck it
allchaosInc (3:40:14 PM): 3/4's of a page
IZ4lyfe (3:40:27 PM): seriously that's good enough
allchaosInc (3:40:54 PM): im glad you're always on my side when i make decisions

IZ4lyfe (3:22:56 PM): my teacher from psychology told us that when pandora opened the box, there was still one thing left inside... hope
IZ4lyfe (3:23:00 PM): i've never really thought about that
allchaosInc (3:23:24 PM): i better go find that shit and get it for my life