More Humor

We need cute girlfriends that we could share our laughter with.

rj: whew i thought the quiz was gonna rape me but it decimated me instead.

IZ4lyfe (7:58:11 PM): there's like two more powerful gods than zeus, ranjanethius and isaiahpidus
allchaosInc (8:00:12 PM): and their mystical wives, purplegirlius and thuynesia

allchaosInc (10:57:54 AM): fuck my life dude why are we still in school after like 13 years
IZ4lyfe (10:58:02 AM): seriously! wtf dude
IZ4lyfe (10:58:34 AM): have we not learned enoguh?
allchaosInc (10:59:01 AM): we were born with the knowledge of how to rule...i dont need to know programming

rj: hmm let me see how many points i'll miss if i skip the lab
iz: i just don't care. i seriously don't feel like taking notes if they're in the book
rj: oh only 5 points? fuck it then
iz: seriously, wow who cares dude. i just need to make up my test problems for ten extra points on monday
rj: nice! wow we are academically strategic

IZ4lyfe (11:17:56 AM): holy smoking hippaul on my laptop
allchaosInc (11:18:11 AM): that fat ass cant run for shit

IZ4lyfe (11:49:40 AM): when the night sky wears the moon as its pendant, i shall await you at the dock, that's a nice love letter
allchaosInc (11:50:09 AM): when its night time ill await you in my bed is better i think

allchaosInc (4:08:21 PM): i like the way i just laugh and say nice anytime my roommate talks

allchaosInc (12:13:58 AM): ok no quiz til next week
IZ4lyfe (12:14:03 AM): nice!
allchaosInc (12:14:15 AM): just prolonging the failure...

IZ4lyfe (12:26:33 AM): i really wanna check if there's something to eat but i'm too lazy
allchaosInc (12:26:52 AM): i want to make a kimchi bowl but i dont feel like walking 2 feet to get it out

IZ4lyfe (10:08:35 PM): for the past two hours i have done nothing, and could have been at mt gulug
allchaosInc (10:08:56 PM): that might have been worse than doing nothing