iz4lyfe

Beauty & The Beast

2009-07-14T13:43:00.000-07:00

Where's my Belle?

allchaos: i just created an account on mylifeisaverage because i feel i can contribute. MLIA.

2009-05-22T00:17:00.000-07:00

IZ4lyfe (5:29:30 PM): ugh kim and i were having another discussion about which gender is better
IZ4lyfe (5:29:36 PM): i think everyone knows boys are better than girls
AllchaosInc (5:29:41 PM): discussion?...theres no argument

AllchaosInc (6:25:30 PM): wtf is up with her capslock
AllchaosInc (6:25:37 PM): theres a button that turns that off

AllchaosInc (8:48:05 PM): youtube is the worst invention ever...my grades get destroyed because of it
IZ4lyfe (8:48:29 PM): that would be a fucking great paper topic
AllchaosInc (8:48:40 PM): that would never get finished

AllchaosInc (10:32:12 PM): fun = FUCKING WASTED

It's Amazing

2009-05-19T23:27:00.000-07:00

Today in the intramural league we won against the only team we've lost against. I don't remember the exact score of that game, but i think it was 47-45. We lost in the last eleven seconds too... how depressing, but today was another story. It was a close game the whole way; we were leading 31-25 at halftime, and they caught up. It was 45-43 with five seconds left and we still had a foul to give. Their possession, my teammate fouls him. They inbound the ball to this one guy and the refs call a foul on one of my teammates. Two shots. He made the first one. The score now is 45-44. No pressure... he missed the second and one of my teammates gets the rebound. It's over, we won.

I was in a really good mood afterward and decided I should tell my friends about our victory, and I came up with a list of zero people. This actually would have been a pretty good time to celebrate with the girlfriend I don't have either. Oh well... one day I'll find you, Rinoa.

Kisara

2009-04-20T02:00:00.000-07:00

In my life time, I will successfully summon a Blue-Eyes White Dragon.

This is more of my romantic side speaking, well, if I even have one. I kinda pictured my relationship with my future significant other to start out this way. She'll be captured by some people and locked in a cage, where I happen to be wandering around and discover her, completely helpless. Using my great wisdom and desire to set her free, I find a way to release her, and we try to escape. I'm not much of a stealthy person, so of course we're gonna end up being chased by the people that locked her up in the first place. After awhile, I'm gonna figure that it'd be better off to just let her go alone, only to get captured by those guys. Bad decision, but, I'll look to the sky and see this white dragon destroying that village, and the guys that captured me are gonna disperse. Then I'm not gonna see her for a long time.

How sad, but later on in the future, I'll be the head of this village and I'll capture commoners who look suspicious, but one girl is gonna seem familiar to me. At that point, I'll be searching my memories to see if I remember who she is. Then I'll hear some people telling me she holds the spirit of the Blue-Eyes White Dragon within her. Of course, it makes sense with her long, white hair and blue eyes. She's going to end up in prison, where this evil guy is trying to see if she really does possess the power of the Blue-Eyes by forcing her to duel other prisoners. No, I can't let that happen. I'll have to interfere by jumping into the arena and summoning my all-powerful Duos to protect her, because she's too afraid to release the White Dragon. We just got into this predicament, and yeah, I think she'll have to summon it, and she does to save us. Thanks.

But not too long after, I'm gonna get sent into this portal with this evil guy and end up at this temple-like place, where the guy is telling me I should kill her and extract the White Dragon from her. No, why would I do that, especially since I feel I've developed this sort of strong bond with her? She'll come running towards the temple to try and save me from this evil guy's influence. The evil guy witnesses our strong bond in action as we declare our loyalty to each other and partner up against him, and he'll summon some ridiculous monster, too powerful for my Duos to handle. The girl I've developed this deep bond with will then summon the Blue-Eyes White Dragon out of rage, but only for it to almost become sealed in stone. At that point, the evil guy's monster will shoot an attack directly at me, but she'll come and sacrifice herself to save me, sealing her power in stone forever. But before then, she'll promise me her power will always be available to me, and that she'll always be with me in that way. Thanks for saving me.

No not really, this is just the story of Kisara, the spirit of the Blue-Eyes White Dragon. I wouldn't mind having a story like that too, cause I'm sure if I met a girl like her, it wouldn't be a one-way street. She'll actually sacrifice herself for me too? That's always a plus.

No One Cares

2009-04-07T12:51:00.000-07:00

I woke up this morning around 7:20. Whoops, I'm a little late for my 8 AM class. I get there around 8:30 to see the prompt on the board, that basically had something to do with freewriting about a highly personal issue in your life that you wouldn't normally talk about. He then started explaining what we were to do. First off, we had to choose a classmate of the opposite sex to address our letter to; it makes sense cause if guys were gonna pair up with guys, there would be nothing to talk about. After that we were supposed to start writing for ten minutes.

I thought to myself, There's only one thing I can think of right now to write that quickly about. What a great way to write down some of my thoughts for future reference. I wrote for the time allowed, and stopped, but didn't get anywhere far with only ten minutes. Then we exchanged papers with our partners we chose. Well, what the hell? I thought he was kidding about choosing a partner. I thought it was a joke. It didn't seem like it meant anything. But why the hell would we write about some major issue and discuss it? It's an English class, not Psychology. I had Psychology immediately following, so I was a little confused about which class I was in.

Later we discussed it with the class. He asked us which groups (our pairs were to partner up with another pair to form a group after we shared with our partners) were specific in their explanations of their issues and who was general. Most people seemed pretty general, of course, it makes sense to be. Then he took some opinions, and this one guy's opinion really stood out to me. He said something like, deep down inside, we want to express our problems and our feelings to an audience because no one's just gonna ignore it and everyone's gonna care.

How about not? It went against him that he didn't express his "major issue". But really, no one cares. I bet the girl that read what I wrote probably already forgot everything, cause why would she care? Same goes to her. I didn't even really know what she was talking about, so my response was a little difficult to write. I think everyone's pretty selfish. If some random person is gonna come up to you and talk about their lives, would you care? Most likely not, and I don't know why it makes that person comfortable to discuss some personal issue with just anyone. If you really need to get it out that bad, there's these things called walls you could talk to. But, to be a little nicer, there's also word processors on computers to type your thoughts so you could read them at some other time.

I think the next thing I'm gonna write about is the Ten Point Grading Scale. I would do it now, but it's kinda weird to write two blog posts in one day. It'll probably be a little more interesting than this one.

These Are My Confessions

2009-03-30T11:56:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I'm actually listening to the song as I'm writing this. I figured it'd be the appropriate song to play.

Albert and I were talking last night, since we were taking a quick three hour work break, and one of the topics that came up was drinking, of course. He mentioned that when you're really drunk you end up confessing a lot of stuff on your mind. Really? Well this came up cause he wanted to see Darryl drunk, and see what he would confess. Everyone wants to see Darryl drunk, and hell, even I wanna see Darryl drunk, but I'm pretty sure I'd be drunk beside him so it's not like I'd remember anything.

So, I thought this was kinda interesting. I'm not like a binge drinker or anything, but I think sometimes it's just pretty fun. I wanna try this sometime and see what I have to confess, and have other people, who are sober, witness this and tell me what I say. I think we can all agree I'm pretty closed off, but I'm sure there's like some kind of subconscious thoughts lost somewhere deep in my mind. I don't really have any secrets, except for like one thing that I still have on my mind, but I don't think I would talk about it with random people. We should definitely try this next time RJ comes back. Thursday nights at Albert's? Yes!

Rinoa

2009-03-23T12:37:00.000-07:00

Squall: “You wanted to talk about something, right? What is it?”
Rinoa: “Umm…well it’s about your promotion. Things are gonna get real tough for you, huh?”
Squall: (I don’t want to think about it.)
Rinoa: “Squall, I’m sure there’ll be a lot of difficult things that you’ll have to deal with from now on. We were talking about that, and saying how you’ll probably try to handle everything on your own.”
Squall: (I probably will.)
Rinoa: “They know you too well. I do, too, although I haven’t been around you that long. Y’know, when you start thinking, you tend to frown like this.”
Squall: “I’m out of here.”
Rinoa: “Oh come on! I’m sorry! But really, we were saying that…well… You can’t handle everything on your own.”
Squall: “!!!”
Rinoa: “That’s it! Just let out anything! Anything… We want you to talk to us a little more. That’s all. Y’know, if there’s anything you want to tell us, or anything we can do, don’t hesitate to let us know. I know it’s not easy but I wish you would trust us, and rely on us a little more.”
Squall: (Am I that untrusting…? Maybe I’m this way because I’m scared. Nothing lasts in this world. It feels great to have friends who believe in you, and adults you can rely on. That’s why it’s so dangerous, especially if you become used to it. Someday you’re bound to lose everything. Everybody around you will be gone. Then what are you left with? Nothing. Nobody… It’s so miserable. And it’s inevitable. It’s so hard to recover from something like that. I never ever want to deal with that again. I can’t. Even if it means being alone… …for the rest of my life.)
Rinoa: “What a night. Great music… Good-looking guy… Not only is he good-looking. He’s the sweetest guy…a great listener. Right now, he’s seriously thinking about what I said. He’s shy and doesn’t say anything, but I know. So, what do you think? None of our business?”
Squall: “I appreciate your concern… But…”
Rinoa: “No ‘buts’! Just think about this. This might be the only time we’ll all be together. So, as long as we’re together, we might as well enjoy each other’s company and…just talk, right?”
Squall: “…Just for now, huh? Forget it. I don’t want friends who won’t be around tomorrow.”
Rinoa: “Gosh, you’re such a pessimist. There are no guarantees in the future. That’s why TODAY, the time we have now, is important. Squall, we wanna help you, as much as we can, for as long as we can. We all love you. There, I said it. Please don’t freak out. We just wanna live, y’know, live through this time with you, together.”
Squall: “……Together…?”
Rinoa: “Keep it in the back of your mind. Call on us whenever you need to. We’ll be waiting. Like I said, who knows what’s gonna happen in the future…but I have a feeling we’ll be together for a while. So, what’s on your mind? Do you have any dreams, Squall? Anything you want to do with your life?”
Squall: (……I’ve never thought about it.) “That’s something I’d rather not talk about. What about you?”
Rinoa: “…I don’t know. I guess I’d rather not talk about the future, either. But right now…I wanna stay right here…like this.”

I don't see how they could create such an amazing fictional character with probably the greatest personality. Pretty much the main reason Final Fantasy VIII is my favorite game, solely because of the relationship between Squall and Rinoa. I need to play this game over once again to experience the excellent dialogue and the developing relationship between the two main characters. I wouldn't mind a relationship like this. Find me a Rinoa in real life and I'll give you $20.

AllchaosInc (9:49:34 PM): seriously ive never seen such wisdom

2009-03-17T20:30:00.000-07:00

AllchaosInc (9:59:21 PM): once again, its not bragging if you tell the truth

AllchaosInc (11:21:35 PM): i like the way my roommate keeps restarting the work cause something fucks up
AllchaosInc (11:21:39 PM): do it right fatass

AllchaosInc (11:50:58 PM): lol indicates a lack of interest
AllchaosInc (11:51:06 PM): you cannot talk and not be interested

AllchaosInc (11:17:58 PM): fucking girls and their soc majors
AllchaosInc (11:18:06 PM): that wont help you cook me chinese food bitch

AllchaosInc (12:55:10 AM): rape: when sex just doesnt work out

AllchaosInc (1:01:46 AM): ive realized that i
AllchaosInc (1:01:48 AM): hate people
IZ4lyfe (1:02:03 AM): ... just now?
IZ4lyfe (1:02:13 AM): what happened?
AllchaosInc (1:02:41 AM): oh nothing special, it just came to me
AllchaosInc (1:02:48 AM): i was just like FUCK THIS WORLD

iz: yeah i would be afraid if i didn't know me
rj: i know you and i'm still afraid

IZ4lyfe (12:50:40 AM): this conversation is disgusting
AllchaosInc (12:50:48 AM): yeah we are fucked up

iz: i seriously hate doing that and people look at you like wtf
rj: just cause they're mere humans
iz: they do not possess the ability to have higher level thinking like we do
rj: they cannot comprehend the ways of the universe as we do

AllchaosInc (6:27:09 PM): if this game does not get above average design merit i will lose (even more) faith in humanity

AllchaosInc (6:28:34 PM): if i cannot afford a country after this book is published, well...
AllchaosInc (6:28:37 PM): /admin
AllchaosInc (6:28:38 PM): hehehehe

AllchaosInc (12:01:50 AM): damon ripped off nerons face, revealing the dragon he had fought in his dreams.

rj: and thuy is there
iz: holy fuck seriously she is a goddess
rj: that's convenient seeing as we are gods

IZ4lyfe (8:21:18 PM): holy ides of march today is
AllchaosInc (8:21:38 PM): i bet i will suddenly get stabbed on the way to get food tonight

AllchaosInc (11:06:55 PM): that is FUCKING funny

2009-03-06T13:16:00.000-08:00

AllchaosInc (12:14:23 AM): my friend is trying to convert me again
AllchaosInc (12:14:32 AM): im sorry, im an autotheist

IZ4lyfe (7:15:46 PM): wow that's all the interesting stuff i wrote? fuck
AllchaosInc (7:16:01 PM): its okay we've written 45k words of greatness

IZ4lyfe (11:34:37 PM): Today, after being in the hospital for 2 days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex girlfriend. FML
AllchaosInc (11:34:54 PM): sorry

AllchaosInc (10:32:51 PM): sacrificing math skills to hang with a hot girl is a worthwhile exchange in my opinion

IZ4lyfe (11:16:47 PM): [x^2 + 5/ x^2 - 5]^2 * - 60x / (x^2 - 5)^2
AllchaosInc (11:19:10 PM): whew that was right
AllchaosInc (11:19:17 PM): you seriously have no life wow

IZ4lyfe (12:25:08 AM): have you ever heard those coaches say i want you go to give 110%?
IZ4lyfe (12:25:11 AM): well they weren't good at math
AllchaosInc (12:27:14 AM): thats why they teach pe

AllchaosInc (9:09:15 PM): why the fuck is it already 9
IZ4lyfe (9:09:23 PM): dude seriously wow
AllchaosInc (9:10:27 PM): i need some alcohol

IZ4lyfe (2:15:24 PM): or maybe you could say he subconsciously developed feelings for her until that time, when they finally emerged
AllchaosInc (2:15:33 PM): thats a good one
AllchaosInc (2:15:51 PM): more like he was...hmm, unconscious, she wont know what im gonna do right now

IZ4lyfe (2:18:04 PM): WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABO?UT
IZ4lyfe (2:18:09 PM): wtf question mark?
AllchaosInc (2:18:20 PM): even the computer is confused

iz: seriously holy shit i can wake up and just expect something bad to happen in the day
rj: even in my dreams i think about gods next plan to fuck me over

IZ4lyfe (12:17:34 AM): pay me in alcohol, cuase i fucking need it
AllchaosInc (12:17:47 AM): you think if i had any, id be studying for calc right now?
AllchaosInc (12:18:15 AM): i would be fucking throwing white balls into glasses

AllchaosInc (2:55:49 AM): seriously dude...if ever i cant get to sleep i will write a history paper

AllchaosInc (1:25:05 AM): how many "lol"'s do i have to say
AllchaosInc (1:25:11 AM): to let the personknow i dont care

AllchaosInc (6:20:17 PM): my dad added my on facebook right
AllchaosInc (6:20:27 PM): but then he saw my status which said "got raped by his calc midterm"
AllchaosInc (6:20:33 PM): and took me off his friends

AllchaosInc (2:00:37 PM): time to do nothing for the next 3 days
AllchaosInc (2:00:44 PM): food time brb
IZ4lyfe (2:00:45 PM): time to tk for the next 3 days*
IZ4lyfe (2:00:47 PM): k
AllchaosInc (2:01:00 PM): thanks for that fixing of my typo

AllchaosInc (5:11:23 PM): thats right fucker, do it again

2009-02-07T00:23:00.000-08:00

AllchaosInc (4:35:10 PM): holy chicken sandwich...as usual
IZ4lyfe (4:35:29 PM): holy descendant of the infamous spicy chicken sandwich at dbhs
AllchaosInc (4:35:39 PM): that thing, wow
AllchaosInc (4:35:43 PM): im surprisde i dont have cancer yet
IZ4lyfe (4:35:57 PM): seriously i will fucking regurgitate if i see another one again
AllchaosInc (4:36:21 PM): i will spontaneously combust if i see one

IZ4lyfe (4:49:02 PM): wow anna still talks to me, i seriously don't know why
AllchaosInc (4:49:18 PM): just tell her youve dreamed of raping her
AllchaosInc (4:49:20 PM): usually that works

IZ4lyfe (6:11:51 PM): witchcraft hysteria occurred because the girls wanted to get out of the kitchen, where they belonged
AllchaosInc (6:12:13 PM): when women leave their designated roles, events like the witch trials can happen again

AllchaosInc (8:55:28 PM): that shoe is like if i cut off jesus's foot and wore it

IZ4lyfe (9:08:29 PM): IZ4lyfe (9:07:28 PM): i wouldn't know how to react if i randomly saw my girlfriend getting eaten by a lion
JoHnNoOo (9:07:39 PM): lol
JoHnNoOo (9:07:45 PM): u would jump in
JoHnNoOo (9:07:47 PM): and save her
JoHnNoOo (9:07:47 PM): haha
AllchaosInc (9:08:42 PM): do...what?
AllchaosInc (9:08:45 PM): drive the car away?

AllchaosInc (9:38:59 PM): its like the more opportunity i have to study, the less i study

IZ4lyfe (12:33:09 AM): seriously, his movies are fucking epic
AllchaosInc (12:33:25 AM): it is probably the scariest book ever written
AllchaosInc (12:33:29 AM): and the stand is fucking amazing
IZ4lyfe (12:33:52 AM): which book?
AllchaosInc (12:33:56 AM): it
AllchaosInc (12:34:00 AM): the one with the clown

IZ4lyfe (9:32:23 PM): it's like if i'm a porn teacher and i make you bang me
AllchaosInc (9:32:40 PM): actually, im pretty sure thats justified, giving the subject of the class

AllchaosInc (11:34:26 PM): he is fucking godlike he should have dominated the joker
IZ4lyfe (11:34:37 PM): seriously!
AllchaosInc (11:34:39 PM): what the fuck joker you fucking blew up my fucking girlfriend

Male Domination

2009-02-02T16:38:00.000-08:00

IZ4lyfe (11:31:44 PM): like whatever normal people believe in... like relying on others
AllchaosInc (11:33:01 PM): normal people? i cant comprehend their motives

AllchaosInc (11:02:50 PM): huh the piano version of coldplay's lost isnt that bad
AllchaosInc (11:02:54 PM): wiat, what am i saying
AllchaosInc (11:02:58 PM): I LOVE COCK
AllchaosInc (11:03:00 PM): that wasnt me!

IZ4lyfe (6:16:26 PM): i need one of these to go along with a vaio
IZ4lyfe (6:16:40 PM): and a sony xbr tv to go along with the vaio
AllchaosInc (6:17:09 PM): and a ski mask to go along with the bank robbery

IZ4lyfe (12:18:05 AM): i seriously love her and tupac cause their songs were about life
AllchaosInc (12:19:18 AM): seriously dude, wow
AllchaosInc (12:19:27 AM): thats a big contrast, i have to say

AllchaosInc (11:05:09 PM): we need some female pov's
AllchaosInc (11:05:18 PM): its pretty male dominated (as it should be) right now

AllchaosInc (11:06:10 PM): might as well name the pov's for all the female characters
AllchaosInc (11:06:18 PM): and have them thinking "what should i cook tonight"

AllchaosInc (8:29:26 PM): to get to the airport without a shuttle, i have to take a bus, another bus, a train, and a bus
AllchaosInc (8:29:35 PM): why isnt there a fucking bus to the airport

Bukkake!

2009-01-15T20:27:00.000-08:00

AllchaosInc (12:28:49 AM): im pretty sure we're going to hell anyway dude, even before laughing at that convo
IZ4lyfe (12:29:22 AM): seriously i commit like every sin
IZ4lyfe (12:29:28 AM): except adultery, cause i haven't had the chance yet
AllchaosInc (12:29:40 AM): but dont worry, i will

IZ4lyfe (12:57:41 AM): bukkake is such a funny wod
IZ4lyfe (12:57:42 AM): word
AllchaosInc (12:57:47 AM): seriously holy shit
AllchaosInc (12:57:52 AM): its funny cause its in my profile twice

AllchaosInc (1:23:43 AM): that is FUCKING racist
AllchaosInc (1:23:45 AM): and hilarious

IZ4lyfe (12:39:25 AM): did I tell you about the time we were playing chess?
we're playing, and as usual she's pwning me
she takes like six of my pieces in a row
and then yells, in the deepest voice she has, "KILLING SPREE!@!!!"
IZ4lyfe (12:39:40 AM): holy fucking laughed out loud
AllchaosInc (12:39:43 AM): where do i find a girlfriend like that...

IZ4lyfe (6:40:00 PM): fuck i really need to start reading
IZ4lyfe (6:40:08 PM): holy supposed to read 3 chapters, bu the quiz is only on chapter 1
IZ4lyfe (6:40:15 PM): so i automatically got reduced by two chapters
AllchaosInc (6:40:18 PM): so youre supposed to read one chapter

IZ4lyfe (9:16:33 PM): history majors have this incredible ability to write in the most boring ways
AllchaosInc (9:20:02 PM): seriously dude, they know the exact combination of words to produce the most sleep-inducing pattern

Before School Starts...

2009-01-05T01:54:00.000-08:00

AllchaosInc (12:34:48 AM): wow katy perry has some nice tits
AllchaosInc (12:34:52 AM): too bad shes going to hell

IZ4lyfe (1:08:09 AM): rachel's explosion still wasn't as good as han's...
IZ4lyfe (1:08:12 AM): that one was excellent
AllchaosInc (1:09:20 AM): han has mastered the combustion techniques

AllchaosInc (1:47:59 AM): the prince of persia really wants the US to invade his country or something
AllchaosInc (1:48:03 AM): cause he is taking fucking forever

AllchaosInc (12:38:57 PM): dodging it i would have been like what the fuck is that a shoe?

IZ4lyfe (11:31:55 PM): holy -8 degrees
IZ4lyfe (11:31:59 PM): how the fuck do you survive in that weather
AllchaosInc (11:32:09 PM): i would be a fucking snowman

AllchaosInc (1:23:55 AM): this ending of love story is unrealistic
IZ4lyfe (1:24:02 AM): seriously
AllchaosInc (1:24:14 AM): he knelt to the ground and pulled the bullet out of his lung
my daddy had shot him seventeen times
AllchaosInc (1:24:18 AM): is more realistic

IZ4lyfe (2:47:06 AM): seriously these girls are pretty bitchy
IZ4lyfe (2:47:13 AM): it's so realistic
AllchaosInc (2:47:14 AM): seriously holy fucking realistic

AllchaosInc (1:09:42 AM): woohoo

2008-12-13T00:42:00.000-08:00

IZ4lyfe (7:43:20 PM): this guy just argued that nagasaki and hiroshima was unethical
IZ4lyfe (7:43:21 PM): fuck you
AllchaosInc (7:43:27 PM): seriously fuck that
AllchaosInc (7:43:30 PM): japan is unethical

IZ4lyfe (8:08:22 PM): wtf this guy is saying punishment to children is not as effective as reinforcement
IZ4lyfe (8:08:27 PM): my dad is black, it worked on me
AllchaosInc (8:08:53 PM): reinforcement...my kids are gonna get fuckkked up

AllchaosInc (9:31:20 PM): mathematical induction is like heating up a 6 foot pole and ramming it through my eyes

IZ4lyfe (9:45:35 PM): Who I'd like to meet:
Someone I can spend the rest of my life with! Someone who is loyal and honest.
IZ4lyfe (9:45:42 PM): time to pretend to be loyal and honest
IZ4lyfe (9:46:03 PM): i should write the exact same thing in my who i'd like to meet, in case she ever reads it
AllchaosInc (9:46:31 PM): who i'd like to meet: someone who wants to meet someone who is loyal and honest

IZ4lyfe (11:52:00 PM): i should write some kinda comment like these people and be like
IZ4lyfe (11:52:22 PM): i remember back during the war, my best friend was shot, and asked me to help him end his life... and i cried as i picked up the nearest large rock and crushed his skull
IZ4lyfe (11:52:26 PM): his blood flying into my face
IZ4lyfe (11:52:32 PM): i cried his name as i pounded him in a few more times
AllchaosInc (11:53:16 PM): i remember back during the war, they imprisoned the soldiers with the vietnamese children, and when they wouldnt feed me i was forced to rip the legs of some 4 year olds and eat them raw

AllchaosInc (12:37:32 AM): i love when my video freezes
AllchaosInc (12:37:49 AM): it helps me think happy thoughts, like ramming my guitar into my throat and using my vocal cords to play

IZ4lyfe (9:06:39 PM): dude i can't do another problem
AllchaosInc (9:06:59 PM): its time to give up...we've done all we could

Twilight

2008-12-03T22:57:00.000-08:00

IZ4lyfe (8:51:17 PM): yeah maybe we should move to washington, the vampires in alaska are too violent
AllchaosInc (8:51:36 PM): the vampires in washington are gay though

AllchaosInc (8:58:53 PM): edward youre a faggot of amazing proportions

AllchaosInc (9:07:20 PM): she should have googled the twilight book to find out whats gonna happen

AllchaosInc (9:22:42 PM): oh shit he sparkles in the sunlight
IZ4lyfe (9:22:49 PM): holy homo
AllchaosInc (9:22:52 PM): hes seriously a faggot

AllchaosInc (9:24:18 PM): wow he just tossed that fucking tree
AllchaosInc (9:24:24 PM): that is dangerous

IZ4lyfe (9:28:58 PM): wtf why did he lie beside her? i would have been on top
AllchaosInc (9:29:14 PM): i would have been inside

AllchaosInc (9:42:13 PM): i dont know they said this movie was bad, its not like horrible
AllchaosInc (9:42:20 PM): its just the concept itself is gay

AllchaosInc (9:52:25 PM): oh shit the faggots are coming!

IZ4lyfe (9:54:42 PM): holy jamacain
AllchaosInc (9:55:08 PM): go smoke some weed vampore

IZ4lyfe (10:00:52 PM): fuck you edward, you're a bad influence
AllchaosInc (10:01:14 PM): seriously why couldnt she just say im getting hunted by a fucking vampire
IZ4lyfe (10:01:24 PM): seriously that's what i would have said
AllchaosInc (10:01:40 PM): hey dad, uh...im gonna get fuckkked up so im leaving

AllchaosInc (10:18:36 PM): holy going to the dance with a broken leg
IZ4lyfe (10:18:48 PM): seriously that is a massive cast
IZ4lyfe (10:19:02 PM): she didn't wrap her toes?
AllchaosInc (10:19:02 PM): she didnt wrap your toe?

AllchaosInc (10:20:50 PM): my dad gave me 20 bucks to have sex with you
thats fucking weird jacob
IZ4lyfe (10:21:03 PM): $20? you stupid jacob, you stupid
AllchaosInc (10:21:16 PM): sorry my dad, hes black we're broke nigga

AllchaosInc (8:00:52 PM): we should be in the guiness book of world records

2008-12-03T22:51:00.000-08:00

AllchaosInc (12:15:41 AM): i love lag dude, it reminds me of how i want to throw myself out my window

AllchaosInc (10:46:49 PM): holy girl pissed me off in the food line today
AllchaosInc (10:47:02 PM): i was reaching for the sour cream, and she was like 2 feet away
AllchaosInc (10:47:07 PM): so i like walked in front of her
AllchaosInc (10:47:21 PM): and she was like oh no problem, just go, dont say excuse me
AllchaosInc (10:47:30 PM): and i was like...is she talking to me?
AllchaosInc (10:47:38 PM): so i just got my sour cream and walked away
IZ4lyfe (10:47:47 PM): what a bitch wow
AllchaosInc (10:48:09 PM): seriously if i could control time theyd find her dead body in the morning with "excuse me" carved into it

IZ4lyfe (8:08:30 PM): maybe i can just picture asian drivers on the ships, and i'll be able to describe it better
AllchaosInc (8:08:51 PM): make sure theyre female, so we can get the right effect

AllchaosInc (4:09:30 PM): lets see, its 4...what can i do to watse time til 1
AllchaosInc (4:09:35 PM): how about...nothing

AllchaosInc (8:04:54 PM): many people lose loved ones. well fuck them, i lost thuy.

AllchaosInc (10:32:21 PM): holy fucking laughing wow

2008-12-01T22:49:00.000-08:00

AllchaosInc (6:20:23 PM): WTF why wont you come out to the right answer
IZ4lyfe (6:20:34 PM): UGH
IZ4lyfe (6:20:40 PM): you better toss the book on the ground to teach it a lesson
AllchaosInc (6:21:03 PM): im about to bash my roommates head in with it; two birds withone stone

AllchaosInc (10:42:01 PM): holy one of those dolls you should make
AllchaosInc (10:42:08 PM): where a smaller one fits inside the one before it
AllchaosInc (10:42:17 PM): and just keep writing that to waste time before getting to the real object

IZ4lyfe (10:44:50 PM): Ah, I found it, he thought, as he pulled out a small, obsidian box. He looked around cautiously, as though he was stealing something, before carefully opening the box, which contained
AllchaosInc (10:45:46 PM): a second box, while was made out of ruby. after opening that one, he found a box made of amythst, inside which was a box made of sapphire, inside which was a box made of diamond, inside which was the first obsidian box he had pulled out. Weird, he though to himself.

AllchaosInc (10:52:16 PM): the boat randomly burst into flames as soon as the dolls face was uncovered. as jess felt his face burn away, he felt glad he would no longer be able to see its hideous nature.

AllchaosInc (12:28:00 AM): thats impressive
AllchaosInc (12:28:06 AM): i am very aroused

AllchaosInc (11:44:02 PM): k i better go for a haircut before then
AllchaosInc (11:44:05 PM): holy fucking sephiroth

AllchaosInc (12:28:00 AM): thats impressive

2008-11-25T00:29:00.000-08:00

AllchaosInc (8:00:41 PM): sorry if i had a girlfriend i wouldnt jump in front of a bullet...whats the point of her living if im dead

AllchaosInc (9:24:53 PM): holy shit dude i better shave, ive been too lazy for the last like month
IZ4lyfe (9:24:58 PM): ugh!
AllchaosInc (9:25:06 PM): holy fucking dumbledore i am

IZ4lyfe (12:42:08 AM): holy shit i am screwed on this midterm
AllchaosInc (12:42:16 AM): ugh fucking shit
AllchaosInc (12:42:23 AM): why does school keep getting in the wya of our story

AllchaosInc (11:11:00 PM): dude that was like instant erection

IZ4lyfe (11:20:56 PM): but yeah wow i don't see any other future for me
AllchaosInc (11:21:06 PM): seriously dude i barely see a present for me

IZ4lyfe (11:22:25 PM): did you see about schmidt?
AllchaosInc (11:22:32 PM): uh...i think so
IZ4lyfe (11:22:35 PM): i don't fucking wanna end up like jack nicholson
AllchaosInc (11:23:06 PM): im about to end up like him in cuckoos nest
IZ4lyfe (11:23:27 PM): i'm about to end up like him in the shining
AllchaosInc (11:23:41 PM): dude that is seriously my goal in life
AllchaosInc (11:24:12 PM): here'sssss RJJJJJ

AllchaosInc (4:33:11 PM): fucking hilarious

2008-11-22T00:24:00.000-08:00

rj: ugh why are fictional girls as retarded as real ones

AllchaosInc (12:36:03 PM): fucking wow that girl still hasnt moved her shit
AllchaosInc (12:36:10 PM): im about to throw it on the floor
IZ4lyfe (12:36:25 PM): it's probably kristen
AllchaosInc (12:36:40 PM): wow girls are really pissing me off these days
AllchaosInc (12:36:46 PM): its probably from a lack of thuy

AllchaosInc (12:42:09 PM): if she doesnt move by the time i go downt here again, shes gonna find a pile of smoking ashes where the wahsing machine used to be

AllchaosInc (12:56:38 PM): how many years do you spend in fire for arson, cause im about to set that bitch on fire

AllchaosInc (11:16:21 PM): i loved the solar sailer...holy fun keeping 2190849 monsters from overweighing it
AllchaosInc (11:16:29 PM): fun as in FUCKING GAY

IZ4lyfe (11:29:58 PM): ah, under her control, i remember my first memory of deling city, it was a pretty nice place
IZ4lyfe (11:30:04 PM): EXCEPT I COULDN'T FUCKING FIND CARAWAY'S MANSION
AllchaosInc (11:30:41 PM): that reminds me of when i went into the sewers with laguna
AllchaosInc (11:30:46 PM): AND THERE WAS FUCKING NOTHING THERE

IZ4lyfe (12:15:02 PM): holy wanted to go to circuit city but it was in the opposite direction...
AllchaosInc (12:15:11 PM): ugh!
IZ4lyfe (12:15:19 PM): seriously!
AllchaosInc (12:15:24 PM): fucking city, why do you place stores in different places

AllchaosInc (3:04:22 PM): im still trying to create this love at first sight scene which i fucking cant
AllchaosInc (3:04:33 PM): cause i have no experience
IZ4lyfe (3:04:42 PM): seriously dude, fuck
IZ4lyfe (3:05:11 PM): unless she's wearing like a short skirt and white tank top, and has nice tits and a nice ass, and she looks like she has a good personality
AllchaosInc (3:05:35 PM): i call that fuck at first sight

AllchaosInc (3:08:46 PM): (can i bang you?) in vietnamese
IZ4lyfe (3:09:11 PM): she's like that's the only fucking reason i came here
IZ4lyfe (3:09:15 PM): in perfect english
AllchaosInc (3:09:42 PM): she starts speaking spanish, and shes like oh, i thought thats what people spoke here
AllchaosInc (3:09:56 PM): sponge juan square pantalones

AllchaosInc (5:51:28 PM): my roommate better leave for class soon so i can watch some "movies", before i use his laptop to crush his skull and toss him out the window

We Need to Write A Book

2008-11-17T12:37:00.000-08:00

AllchaosInc (12:28:20 AM): make a super horny one, thats like your biggest personality trait

IZ4lyfe (11:25:42 AM): i learned something today though, whenever you have a quiz or a test that you didn't study for, just don't study and class might be canceled
AllchaosInc (11:26:01 AM): dude thats some good shit right there
AllchaosInc (11:26:06 AM): im gonna put it on myspace

AllchaosInc (11:33:28 AM): wow fuck this project my partner better know what hes doing
IZ4lyfe (11:33:54 AM): seriously!
IZ4lyfe (11:34:06 AM): he better be doing all the work just as any good partner should be doing
AllchaosInc (11:34:28 AM): thats what i expect in a relationship as well

IZ4lyfe (8:43:43 PM): modesty is such a funny concept, don't you agree?
AllchaosInc (8:44:04 PM): its not bragging if youre telling the truth

AllchaosInc (6:52:57 PM): dyne walked through the city, but stopped suddenly as a dagger flew in front of him. "WHAT THE FUCK?" he exclaimed calmly.

IZ4lyfe (9:05:10 PM): i'm fucking tired
AllchaosInc (9:05:15 PM): seriously dude wtf
AllchaosInc (9:05:27 PM): we've been saying we're tired for like the last 8 hours
IZ4lyfe (9:05:36 PM): and we do nothing about it
AllchaosInc (9:05:42 PM): cause we're so tired

IZ4lyfe (10:50:16 PM): this story is seriously godlike
AllchaosInc (10:50:54 PM): seriously dude why do we own so hard
IZ4lyfe (10:51:15 PM): yeah, wtf? we're probably illegal in nine countries
AllchaosInc (10:51:31 PM): we're made from bits of real jesus, so you know we're good

AllchaosInc (8:01:00 PM): the world was meant to have two classes of people...rj and isaiah, and then everyone else

IZ4lyfe (9:21:10 PM): it's almost the same thing as survivor's guilt, how do you feel BAD that you survived
AllchaosInc (9:21:36 PM): i feel bad that you guys weren't as excellent as me

General Thoughts

2008-11-06T14:14:00.000-08:00

Presidential Election - A little disappointed that McCain didn't win, but it's alright, I guess I can live with Obama. Just hoping that God will guide him in his decisions for the next four years.
Prop 1A - I fucking love trains, so I can't wait for the high-speed bullet trains to take effect. This is the only thing that I agree with that San Francisco voted for as a city.
Prop 2 - I don't believe that people voted yes on prop 2. It makes sense to me that all the agricultural counties in California voted no on it, cause they don't wanna waste their time doing this bullshit of having more space for the fucking animals so we can eat them anyway. I mean really? I don't go to Chili's and ask the server (hopefully female), "Hey before I eat this steak, I was wondering if you knew that the cow had enough room in its cell before it got slaughtered."
Prop 3 - Children's Hospital. I voted no on this only for the fact that I didn't feel like spending more tax dollars on that. I'm sorry children, this may seem cruel, but we're in debt far enough.
Prop 4 - I don't believe that parents voted no on this particular proposition. I hope in the future I raise my daughter right so she won't have to deal with being pregnant at a minor age, but I'm also hoping she would let me know, so I can ground her for life.
Prop 5 - Was this the druggie one? Fuck you guys, go to jail. It serves you right to abuse drugs and I don't have a single bit of sympathy for you. Get healthy.
Prop 6 - I'm glad that this one was completely dominated. Why would I wanna waste my tax dollars to help cops so that they can just give me more tickets? We could be using that money for education and other things, like high-speed trains.
Prop 7 - Energy... the only thing I have to say about alternative energy is: Who cares?
Prop 8 - I have nothing against gay people (as long as you don't flaunt it in public communities and keep yourselves behind closed doors). I'm tired of people complaining that this particular proposition didn't pass and are trying to get it back on the ballot. We've already voted for this in 2006, and it was unfair that the Supreme Court of California overturned the voters' decision this May. This is why it was on the ballot.
Prop 9 - Victim's rights... cool, whatever. I voted yes.
Prop 10 - Energy again? No, who cares?
Prop 11 - Redistricting... whatever I voted yes on that.
Prop 12 - Providing housing and farms for veterans. My father is a veteran of the Vietnam War, so I'm happy this prop passed. I almost voted no on this, however, until I read it over.
Measure R - LA County Traffic Relief. Really guys? Did you really vote yes on this so we can raise our taxes to 8.75%? There's alternative routes to get home, take them. I'm not buying anything in LA County, time to go to Orange.
Measure RR - I haven't checked it, but I don't see why anyone would vote no on expanding Mt. Sac's educational offerings.

In closing, I'd just like to say that the people voted a certain way for a certain purpose. It's immature to raise up in anger of how something was already decided. Squall once said in Final Fantasy VIII, "If that's how it was decided, you have to abide by it." I believe in what he had to say for the main fact that it is a valid statement. We live in a country of democracy; the greatest in the world. I love America and it's policies. The people, I may not all agree with, though. Just stop trying to change the way things were decided in your rage, or whatever, it's just not in the best interest of the people. What's done is done. This country was made to reflect the people's choice. This "[...] government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."

You can say what you want, but this is just my response because it seems like anything a conservative says is deemed as wrong. Why are we the ones that get put down? We're seen as heartless individuals that want to keep things traditional. But are there really people that are heartless? Me, I may not have the nicest views about these things, but that's just cause I've had it with the constant bashes on conservatives. I still care, only about certain things, and that's the reason why I believe the way I do.

Another Addition to the Humor

2008-11-06T14:13:00.000-08:00

allchaosInc (1:26:22 AM): if its a hard time for us, that means its impossible for others

allchaosInc (11:05:13 PM): class at 11 tomorrow...ugh i gotta finish the math hw for it
IZ4lyfe (11:05:51 PM): i wish i could do my homework... holy lazy dude
allchaosInc (11:06:39 PM): seriously dude, fuck you
allchaosInc (11:06:42 PM): youre the one who spread this curse to me
IZ4lyfe (11:06:57 PM): i just brought you into the matrix
allchaosInc (11:07:14 PM): i should have taken the blue pill...but the red pill was closer

allchaosInc (11:51:42 PM): time to traverse the 2 feet of carpet to my fridge to obtain a coke...hopefully ill make it back

IZ4lyfe (12:03:22 AM): i will waste my free time by doing a survey instead of practicing calculus problems
allchaosInc (12:03:37 AM): i will follow you in the time wasting activity

IZ4lyfe (4:16:24 PM): cs?
allchaosInc (4:16:35 PM): im TRYING to study this math
allchaosInc (4:16:39 PM): ok

allchaosInc (6:48:27 PM): obviously when youre born, you can either be born with studying skills or godlike skills...i know which one we got

allchaosInc (9:44:57 PM): i dont understand how english teachers can say books like house on mango street (which completely disregards every rule of grammar created) are works of literature and then grade my essay based on grammar
allchaosInc (9:45:10 PM): FUCK YOU BITCH IM MAKING LITERATURE

IZ4lyfe (9:03:24 PM): Leo was waiting for the sun to set into the ocean. Then Cancer showed up, and they began to fight. Into the ocean they fell.
IZ4lyfe (9:03:28 PM): leo better have won
AllchaosInc (9:03:53 PM): then capricorn showed up and banged virgo

Proofs:

allchaosInc (11:34:53 PM): wtf is a direct proof...
IZ4lyfe (11:34:57 PM): i have no idea...
IZ4lyfe (11:35:07 PM): i hate that word, proof
allchaosInc (11:35:38 PM): seriously dude
allchaosInc (11:35:43 PM): just take my word for it, its true

allchaosInc (3:51:39 PM): seeing as everyone knows them, im oretty sure someone smarter tha me has already proved it...so why repeat a futile exercise?

More Humor

2008-10-27T23:11:00.000-07:00

We need cute girlfriends that we could share our laughter with.

rj: whew i thought the quiz was gonna rape me but it decimated me instead.

IZ4lyfe (7:58:11 PM): there's like two more powerful gods than zeus, ranjanethius and isaiahpidus
allchaosInc (8:00:12 PM): and their mystical wives, purplegirlius and thuynesia

allchaosInc (10:57:54 AM): fuck my life dude why are we still in school after like 13 years
IZ4lyfe (10:58:02 AM): seriously! wtf dude
IZ4lyfe (10:58:34 AM): have we not learned enoguh?
allchaosInc (10:59:01 AM): we were born with the knowledge of how to rule...i dont need to know programming

rj: hmm let me see how many points i'll miss if i skip the lab
iz: i just don't care. i seriously don't feel like taking notes if they're in the book
rj: oh only 5 points? fuck it then
iz: seriously, wow who cares dude. i just need to make up my test problems for ten extra points on monday
rj: nice! wow we are academically strategic

IZ4lyfe (11:17:56 AM): holy smoking hippaul on my laptop
allchaosInc (11:18:11 AM): that fat ass cant run for shit

IZ4lyfe (11:49:40 AM): when the night sky wears the moon as its pendant, i shall await you at the dock, that's a nice love letter
allchaosInc (11:50:09 AM): when its night time ill await you in my bed is better i think

allchaosInc (4:08:21 PM): i like the way i just laugh and say nice anytime my roommate talks

allchaosInc (12:13:58 AM): ok no quiz til next week
IZ4lyfe (12:14:03 AM): nice!
allchaosInc (12:14:15 AM): just prolonging the failure...

IZ4lyfe (12:26:33 AM): i really wanna check if there's something to eat but i'm too lazy
allchaosInc (12:26:52 AM): i want to make a kimchi bowl but i dont feel like walking 2 feet to get it out

IZ4lyfe (10:08:35 PM): for the past two hours i have done nothing, and could have been at mt gulug
allchaosInc (10:08:56 PM): that might have been worse than doing nothing

Fall Quarter 2008 Comic Relief

2008-10-24T11:05:00.000-07:00

Two halves of a whole idiot...

IZ4lyfe (1:44:12 AM): she better have a rinoa personality
allchaosInc (1:44:39 AM): she's like "please come help my resistance force, we're fighting the burberry nation

iz: why am i in class when i can be killing teammates...
rj: same for me dude. i fucking drew the assault map in my notebook.

allchaosInc (4:49:25 PM): why did you make me ditch class...i could have gone and...drawn more assault maps

allchaosInc (2:16:29 PM): theres this bitch who wont give this gangster guy her number...so he killed her

allchaosInc (10:44:40 PM): fuck you bitchass lag i will destroy you megavideo

allchaosInc (2:59:43 PM): holy friends justowned him
IZ4lyfe (2:59:51 PM): seriously wow
IZ4lyfe (2:59:55 PM): i would have killed them
allchaosInc (2:59:58 PM): its like darryl trying to back us up

IZ4lyfe (11:23:03 PM): hmm i think suteki da ne is my favorite song
allchaosInc (11:23:52 PM): seriously dude
allchaosInc (11:23:56 PM): holy eargasm

allchaosInc (8:34:01 PM): actually fuck it
allchaosInc (8:34:08 PM): i just have to do 8 out of 10 assignments
allchaosInc (8:34:14 PM): lets skip this one
IZ4lyfe (8:34:17 PM): good idea
allchaosInc (8:34:43 PM): thanks for supporting my academic decision

allchaosInc (9:31:24 PM): my cousin is trying to explain psychopath to me
allchaosInc (9:31:26 PM): charming, manipulative, generally of high class and wealth, but they have no sense of remorse, or empathy, and therefore can do terrible things, even enjoy them
allchaosInc (9:31:36 PM): i dont see a problem

allchaosInc (3:40:05 PM): whatever i done
allchaosInc (3:40:09 PM): im
allchaosInc (3:40:11 PM): fuck it
allchaosInc (3:40:14 PM): 3/4's of a page
IZ4lyfe (3:40:27 PM): seriously that's good enough
allchaosInc (3:40:54 PM): im glad you're always on my side when i make decisions

IZ4lyfe (3:22:56 PM): my teacher from psychology told us that when pandora opened the box, there was still one thing left inside... hope
IZ4lyfe (3:23:00 PM): i've never really thought about that
allchaosInc (3:23:24 PM): i better go find that shit and get it for my life

Fun Night

2008-07-28T01:15:00.000-07:00

Ok I haven't really written in here for awhile; I guess you can call it laziness, or whatever. I can't recall much of what's happened in the last two weeks, so I'll just start from last night. Darryl and I went to meet up with Melissa in LA where we decided on going to check out the shops at the Americana. It wasn't bad I guess. The scenery was nice, the band was okay, and the weather wasn't too bad. I just don't think there were that many shops of interest there; but that's okay because the Galleria was like right there. We went to watch Step Brothers ... talk about a funny movie. It was so random that I just wanted to die in my seat. It was nice cause I haven't really laughed that hard in awhile. Pretty good movie, not too sure if it beat Harold and Kumar though, and it definitely doesn't beat Anchorman, which has to be the funniest movie of all time.

After that we went to eat at the Cheesecake Factory (talk about damage to my bank account). After the grilled rib-eye I decided to treat myself to a nice take-home slice of Godiva cheesecake. I just killed about two-fifths of it a few minutes ago and am now headed further down the path of diabetes. Though being an expensive night and everything, it was a lot of fun, I hadn't really gone out like that in a while so it was quite worth it. I'm still kinda tired right now, so hopefully I'll get to bed soon.

Dream

2008-07-10T00:55:00.000-07:00

I had such a weird dream last night. It's been on my mind on and off this whole day, but that's probably cause I had a boring day and I didn't really have much to do. It's kinda like Squall said in Final Fantasy VIII, "I hate having nothing to do. It gets me thinking too much." I agree with that one, especially today. Oh well, I think it's time to go to bed again soon; I wonder what's in store for me tonight.

It's Like I Said

2008-07-06T03:01:00.000-07:00

The ending of my week was pretty good, besides work anyway. I don't even feel like talking about that so I'll just skip to the fun part of my Saturday, which seems to be the "Friday" of my work schedule. My favorite cousin Vivian was in Hollywood this weekend for Anime Expo, so I decided to go and see her, since I hadn't in two years. I took Darryl and Melissa to see her with me since I don't really know the area and I didn't feel like getting lost in LA, holy shanked. I guess it was like a cousin's day or something. We picked up Melissa first and it was cool cause Vivian's hotel was only five miles away from Melissa's house. After we got her we went to The Grove to watch Hancock. I thought it was a pretty decent movie despite the poor reviews; maybe that's just me. I don't wanna ruin it so I'm not gonna talk about it. But it was just nice to spend time with my cousin; too bad I didn't call in this weekend so I could have had like a whole day.

So, like I said, the end of this week was pretty good. I got to see the girl who's on my mind all the time, and my favorite cousin. I've been pretty tired lately, so I'll leave it at that.

Turnaround

2008-07-04T14:08:00.000-07:00

I just came back from Macy*s where I bought some loose fit Levi's and a Calvin Klein belt. I wasn't really planning on buying anything but I was just like whatever I'll just buy something for fun. I can't wait to wear them; they'll go great with my Lacoste casual short sleeve.

This has been a pretty tiring and disappointing week, but I think my turnaround point was last night. I think I needed that, otherwise I'd probably flare a lot more of my temper today. I'm in a fairly decent mood. If that random guy like interrupts me while I'm talking with her again, then I'm going to... well I don't know, just ignore him cause it's pretty annoying. Like really? I'm in the middle of a conversation; I hate that. I wish I could have stayed longer, but those stupid morning shifts this week have been owning me. It's only been like twelve hours, yet it feels so long.

Incredible

2008-07-01T01:51:00.000-07:00

What do you think about this conversation?

Is this your first time here?
Yeah.
How did you find out about this place?
Uhh, MySpace.
Was it mine?
Yeah I think so.
Or Cupcake's?
Ok it was her.

I thought it was her... she really looked like her. Oh well, that was a little embarrassing. Next time? Greatest coffee place ever!

Anyway, got a new phone yesterday, and a new number. I love this phone! I'm just not used to the touch screen yet. It has a lot of great features but it's just missing one thing. Your number... ugh, then it'll be perfect.

OKAY BREAK!! THIS JUST IN!! RJ AND I JUST FUCKING DOMINATED THIS FULL TILT POKER TOURNAMENT! First and second place finish, respectively. Let's talk about it. Our luck was so fucking pathetic going to the final table. We were both short stacked, about 50k away from the chip leader. Together we overcame that deficit and eliminated every other fucking loser at that table. Pretty funny watching our terrible luck go against each other. I've never seen so many hands folded, but yeah whatever, we just owned that table like no other. Talk about rounders. A great ending to a great day.

2008-06-28T02:13:00.000-07:00

Two hours of sleep to work with this whole day. Went to South Coast with John to see if the Lacoste store had my Lacoste Observe Lace Mix, but they didn't. John bought a polo there. It seems like everyone has a Lacoste shirt or something but me, and I think it's time to change that. I want a crocodile. Even random old people had Lacoste apparel on there. Hopefully soon. Anyway, went to work after that; which was pretty okay I guess. Nothing interesting. Went home and chose sides with my sister to help her crush my dad and two neighbors in Scrabble; she was already winning, but my extra boost just set the victory in stone. After a couple hours of talk I just decided to come in here and write this, and now it's time to sleep. Work in a few hours, yay...

I wonder how she's doing.

Accomplishment!

2008-06-25T02:58:00.001-07:00

YES!! I won this 90 player tournament on Full Tilt. Even though it was just 90 players and it's just an online game, I felt accomplished. You know how Matt Damon felt in the movie Rounders after he beat KGB for the first 5k? Yeah that's how I felt, but there's no KGB to talk me into walking back into that tournament cause I have nothing at stake. Not only did I win 7200 play chips to my stack, but I also won some pride and confidence. Is it Morongo time? Let's save some money baby.

It all started with J 9 clubs (talk about an unlikely all-in call), but I eliminated all eight players at my table with two pairs and became the tournament's first chip leader. I continued my chip lead until the third quarter of the tournament where I became third in chips. At the final table this extremely tight player went from 6k chips to 100k in 30 minutes when it was just me and her left. Down from a 3:1 chip deficit, I overcame her by doubling up twice with Q's, and finished her off with an accidental pre-flop raise with 6 10 clubs. It all started with J 9 clubs...

Throw your money in the air, and say yeah!

Optimism

2008-06-24T02:41:00.000-07:00

I was in a pretty good mood today; then I clocked in for work and became depressed. Moving on. My mom told me she wants a digital camera. It looks like we have something in common here, cause I want one too. My birthday is fairly imminent, not really, but I kinda convinced her to just buy me one and she can use it when she needs. How often is she gonna use it anyway? But yeah, I'm kinda excited cause that just saves me about $400 that will go toward my desktop and my watch. All this buying stuff is making me excited, but I just wish I had the money for everything right now. Also, my sister got me a fall registration for Mt. Sac, so now I guess I need to register for some general ed. Unimportant, let's talk about an updated list of stuff I need to purchase.

Phone: LG Dare or Venus. $250+? not sure (July)
Digital Camera: Sony Cyber-shot touchscreen 10.1mp or canon powershot sd950 12.1mp. $400 (August)
Desktop: HP. I want the 1gb NVIDIA 9800 graphics card included. ~$1300
TV: Sony 40" W Series 120hz. ~$1900. 10% Disney discount.
Watch: Bulova two-tone gold & silver watch. $275. On sale now for $206, hmm...
Shoes: Lacoste Observe Lace Mix. (white/chocolate) ~$100. not sure where to find it.

Digital camera consideration due to certain influence.

In the near future I'm just looking forward to being off on Wednesday; there's some things I'd like to do on that day. Oh yeah, and also going to the club. My favorite time of the week! Perhaps on Thursday.

Songs in mind:

2 Pistols ft. T-Pain - She Got It
Plies ft. Ne-Yo - Bust It Baby pt. 2
Rick Ross ft. T-Pain - The Boss
David Banner ft. too many other people to list - Get Like Me
Wiz can't spell the rest of it - Say Yeah
Jordin Sparks ft. Chris Brown - No Air... random huh?

I know she got it cause she lookin' at me like she want it.

Bad Day

2008-06-20T03:08:00.000-07:00

Let's start out with congratulations to Ranjan Asrani (high school grad) and Kim Shih (middle school promotion), even though I baked in the sun during those two days, but it's ok. Talk about heat, it's as hot as Charmane Star in Sakura Tales 6.

Today was a pretty bad day, I don't really feel like talking about it. I just wanted to write something and I am doing just that. It didn't exactly end the way I was hoping it would, but we'll just continue tomorrow I guess. Hopefully it'll be a good day. Time to go to sleep.

Temptations

2008-06-10T01:37:00.000-07:00

Why is there so much stuff to want lately?! I feel overwhelmed by all these things to decide on; even though they are really not that important. Maybe they're important to me though, since I have nothing else to look forward to. Let's show a list:

Phone... not sure which one yet.
Samsung 46" 5 series TV - $1600
Desktop - probably $1000 itself w/ wireless keyboard & mouse
Sony 3.5" LCD touchscreen digital camera (personalized on website) - $400
MGS4 PS3 bundle?/regular PS3 - $500/$400 (80 gb of course)
Colognes - various colognes. fresh/spicy mostly. roughly $70/100ml
Hats - with nice designs. $30.16. I've bought enough to remember the price after tax

Maybe some other priceless stuff, but that's a story for another day.

Anyway, RJ and I are gonna start playing Final Fantasy XI online. Talk about excitement; or at least I hope so. We're a little late on this game, but we really need a Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game (MMORPG). Time for a nice ten hour sleep. I'm gonna hope for some good dreams.

Fluctuation

2008-06-06T02:50:00.000-07:00

I've probably been a little more distant lately. My thoughts are a little complex. I've been fluctuating a lot. I'm probably not as open; I've been a little more serious. I probably shut people out a little bit more. Oh well, I think I know what I want. I'll come up with something.

One Night In Town

2008-05-25T13:56:00.000-07:00

Work on Friday was pretty crappy as usual, so I'm just gonna skip ahead. Roxana and I got off around 12ish and went to meet with John and Darryl so we could head to the club. I guess that couple's discount thing is real cause Roxana and I said we were together so it was just like $20 for the both of us. Pretty nice, saves her $10 since she doesn't have the VIP card. Anyways, we took her for her first time, and I guess it kinda helped to prevent dancers from asking us if we wanted any; either that or it was just cause we were like squeezed into a corner no one really looks at. I didn't mind. It was a pretty fun night; beats socializing at a hookah bar. Apparently John really wanted a dance but his like amazingly high standards prevented him from it. I got this song Ecstasy by ATB stuck in my head from that night. Let's go again, that was pretty fun.

Decision & Anticipation

2008-04-29T23:13:00.000-07:00

That damn Perry Ellis hoodie is calling my name. Maybe we should stop going and looking at it, but then it's so damn enticing. So, apparently Darryl and I decided to make this agreement to see how soon I wanna buy it. Either way I'm gonna buy it, but I guess whatever happens next will determine when. There's $135 at risk here; ouch. My bank account is already feeling the damage, or should I just say my Macy's card is. I'm just picturing myself with that hoodie and the D&G sunglasses I want; and the only thing I can say is "Wow."

Have I ever said how much I hate waiting? Damn I'm so impatient. I seem to have this one-tracked mind lately, and I'm dying of anticipation to find out what's gonna happen. It's probably cause I feel like I took too long, but let's just hope that's not the case. I need to sleep right now so tomorrow will come faster!