Bukkake!

AllchaosInc (12:28:49 AM): im pretty sure we're going to hell anyway dude, even before laughing at that convo
IZ4lyfe (12:29:22 AM): seriously i commit like every sin
IZ4lyfe (12:29:28 AM): except adultery, cause i haven't had the chance yet
AllchaosInc (12:29:40 AM): but dont worry, i will

IZ4lyfe (12:57:41 AM): bukkake is such a funny wod
IZ4lyfe (12:57:42 AM): word
AllchaosInc (12:57:47 AM): seriously holy shit
AllchaosInc (12:57:52 AM): its funny cause its in my profile twice

AllchaosInc (1:23:43 AM): that is FUCKING racist
AllchaosInc (1:23:45 AM): and hilarious

IZ4lyfe (12:39:25 AM): did I tell you about the time we were playing chess?
we're playing, and as usual she's pwning me
she takes like six of my pieces in a row
and then yells, in the deepest voice she has, "KILLING SPREE!@!!!"
IZ4lyfe (12:39:40 AM): holy fucking laughed out loud
AllchaosInc (12:39:43 AM): where do i find a girlfriend like that...

IZ4lyfe (6:40:00 PM): fuck i really need to start reading
IZ4lyfe (6:40:08 PM): holy supposed to read 3 chapters, bu the quiz is only on chapter 1
IZ4lyfe (6:40:15 PM): so i automatically got reduced by two chapters
AllchaosInc (6:40:18 PM): so youre supposed to read one chapter

IZ4lyfe (9:16:33 PM): history majors have this incredible ability to write in the most boring ways
AllchaosInc (9:20:02 PM): seriously dude, they know the exact combination of words to produce the most sleep-inducing pattern

Before School Starts...

AllchaosInc (12:34:48 AM): wow katy perry has some nice tits
AllchaosInc (12:34:52 AM): too bad shes going to hell

IZ4lyfe (1:08:09 AM): rachel's explosion still wasn't as good as han's...
IZ4lyfe (1:08:12 AM): that one was excellent
AllchaosInc (1:09:20 AM): han has mastered the combustion techniques

AllchaosInc (1:47:59 AM): the prince of persia really wants the US to invade his country or something
AllchaosInc (1:48:03 AM): cause he is taking fucking forever

AllchaosInc (12:38:57 PM): dodging it i would have been like what the fuck is that a shoe?

IZ4lyfe (11:31:55 PM): holy -8 degrees
IZ4lyfe (11:31:59 PM): how the fuck do you survive in that weather
AllchaosInc (11:32:09 PM): i would be a fucking snowman

AllchaosInc (1:23:55 AM): this ending of love story is unrealistic
IZ4lyfe (1:24:02 AM): seriously
AllchaosInc (1:24:14 AM): he knelt to the ground and pulled the bullet out of his lung
my daddy had shot him seventeen times
AllchaosInc (1:24:18 AM): is more realistic

IZ4lyfe (2:47:06 AM): seriously these girls are pretty bitchy
IZ4lyfe (2:47:13 AM): it's so realistic
AllchaosInc (2:47:14 AM): seriously holy fucking realistic