AllchaosInc (11:06:55 PM): that is FUCKING funny

AllchaosInc (12:14:23 AM): my friend is trying to convert me again
AllchaosInc (12:14:32 AM): im sorry, im an autotheist

IZ4lyfe (7:15:46 PM): wow that's all the interesting stuff i wrote? fuck
AllchaosInc (7:16:01 PM): its okay we've written 45k words of greatness

IZ4lyfe (11:34:37 PM): Today, after being in the hospital for 2 days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex girlfriend. FML
AllchaosInc (11:34:54 PM): sorry

AllchaosInc (10:32:51 PM): sacrificing math skills to hang with a hot girl is a worthwhile exchange in my opinion

IZ4lyfe (11:16:47 PM): [x^2 + 5/ x^2 - 5]^2 * - 60x / (x^2 - 5)^2
AllchaosInc (11:19:10 PM): whew that was right
AllchaosInc (11:19:17 PM): you seriously have no life wow

IZ4lyfe (12:25:08 AM): have you ever heard those coaches say i want you go to give 110%?
IZ4lyfe (12:25:11 AM): well they weren't good at math
AllchaosInc (12:27:14 AM): thats why they teach pe

AllchaosInc (9:09:15 PM): why the fuck is it already 9
IZ4lyfe (9:09:23 PM): dude seriously wow
AllchaosInc (9:10:27 PM): i need some alcohol

IZ4lyfe (2:15:24 PM): or maybe you could say he subconsciously developed feelings for her until that time, when they finally emerged
AllchaosInc (2:15:33 PM): thats a good one
AllchaosInc (2:15:51 PM): more like he was...hmm, unconscious, she wont know what im gonna do right now

IZ4lyfe (2:18:04 PM): WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABO?UT
IZ4lyfe (2:18:09 PM): wtf question mark?
AllchaosInc (2:18:20 PM): even the computer is confused

iz: seriously holy shit i can wake up and just expect something bad to happen in the day
rj: even in my dreams i think about gods next plan to fuck me over

IZ4lyfe (12:17:34 AM): pay me in alcohol, cuase i fucking need it
AllchaosInc (12:17:47 AM): you think if i had any, id be studying for calc right now?
AllchaosInc (12:18:15 AM): i would be fucking throwing white balls into glasses

AllchaosInc (2:55:49 AM): seriously dude...if ever i cant get to sleep i will write a history paper

AllchaosInc (1:25:05 AM): how many "lol"'s do i have to say
AllchaosInc (1:25:11 AM): to let the personknow i dont care

AllchaosInc (6:20:17 PM): my dad added my on facebook right
AllchaosInc (6:20:27 PM): but then he saw my status which said "got raped by his calc midterm"
AllchaosInc (6:20:33 PM): and took me off his friends

AllchaosInc (2:00:37 PM): time to do nothing for the next 3 days
AllchaosInc (2:00:44 PM): food time brb
IZ4lyfe (2:00:45 PM): time to tk for the next 3 days*
IZ4lyfe (2:00:47 PM): k
AllchaosInc (2:01:00 PM): thanks for that fixing of my typo