AllchaosInc (1:09:42 AM): woohoo

IZ4lyfe (7:43:20 PM): this guy just argued that nagasaki and hiroshima was unethical
IZ4lyfe (7:43:21 PM): fuck you
AllchaosInc (7:43:27 PM): seriously fuck that
AllchaosInc (7:43:30 PM): japan is unethical

IZ4lyfe (8:08:22 PM): wtf this guy is saying punishment to children is not as effective as reinforcement
IZ4lyfe (8:08:27 PM): my dad is black, it worked on me
AllchaosInc (8:08:53 PM): reinforcement...my kids are gonna get fuckkked up

AllchaosInc (9:31:20 PM): mathematical induction is like heating up a 6 foot pole and ramming it through my eyes

IZ4lyfe (9:45:35 PM): Who I'd like to meet:
Someone I can spend the rest of my life with! Someone who is loyal and honest.
IZ4lyfe (9:45:42 PM): time to pretend to be loyal and honest
IZ4lyfe (9:46:03 PM): i should write the exact same thing in my who i'd like to meet, in case she ever reads it
AllchaosInc (9:46:31 PM): who i'd like to meet: someone who wants to meet someone who is loyal and honest

IZ4lyfe (11:52:00 PM): i should write some kinda comment like these people and be like
IZ4lyfe (11:52:22 PM): i remember back during the war, my best friend was shot, and asked me to help him end his life... and i cried as i picked up the nearest large rock and crushed his skull
IZ4lyfe (11:52:26 PM): his blood flying into my face
IZ4lyfe (11:52:32 PM): i cried his name as i pounded him in a few more times
AllchaosInc (11:53:16 PM): i remember back during the war, they imprisoned the soldiers with the vietnamese children, and when they wouldnt feed me i was forced to rip the legs of some 4 year olds and eat them raw

AllchaosInc (12:37:32 AM): i love when my video freezes
AllchaosInc (12:37:49 AM): it helps me think happy thoughts, like ramming my guitar into my throat and using my vocal cords to play

IZ4lyfe (9:06:39 PM): dude i can't do another problem
AllchaosInc (9:06:59 PM): its time to give up...we've done all we could

Twilight

IZ4lyfe (8:51:17 PM): yeah maybe we should move to washington, the vampires in alaska are too violent
AllchaosInc (8:51:36 PM): the vampires in washington are gay though

AllchaosInc (8:58:53 PM): edward youre a faggot of amazing proportions

AllchaosInc (9:07:20 PM): she should have googled the twilight book to find out whats gonna happen

AllchaosInc (9:22:42 PM): oh shit he sparkles in the sunlight
IZ4lyfe (9:22:49 PM): holy homo
AllchaosInc (9:22:52 PM): hes seriously a faggot

AllchaosInc (9:24:18 PM): wow he just tossed that fucking tree
AllchaosInc (9:24:24 PM): that is dangerous

IZ4lyfe (9:28:58 PM): wtf why did he lie beside her? i would have been on top
AllchaosInc (9:29:14 PM): i would have been inside

AllchaosInc (9:42:13 PM): i dont know they said this movie was bad, its not like horrible
AllchaosInc (9:42:20 PM): its just the concept itself is gay

AllchaosInc (9:52:25 PM): oh shit the faggots are coming!

IZ4lyfe (9:54:42 PM): holy jamacain
AllchaosInc (9:55:08 PM): go smoke some weed vampore

IZ4lyfe (10:00:52 PM): fuck you edward, you're a bad influence
AllchaosInc (10:01:14 PM): seriously why couldnt she just say im getting hunted by a fucking vampire
IZ4lyfe (10:01:24 PM): seriously that's what i would have said
AllchaosInc (10:01:40 PM): hey dad, uh...im gonna get fuckkked up so im leaving


AllchaosInc (10:18:36 PM): holy going to the dance with a broken leg
IZ4lyfe (10:18:48 PM): seriously that is a massive cast
IZ4lyfe (10:19:02 PM): she didn't wrap her toes?
AllchaosInc (10:19:02 PM): she didnt wrap your toe?

AllchaosInc (10:20:50 PM): my dad gave me 20 bucks to have sex with you
thats fucking weird jacob
IZ4lyfe (10:21:03 PM): $20? you stupid jacob, you stupid
AllchaosInc (10:21:16 PM): sorry my dad, hes black we're broke nigga

AllchaosInc (8:00:52 PM): we should be in the guiness book of world records

AllchaosInc (12:15:41 AM): i love lag dude, it reminds me of how i want to throw myself out my window

AllchaosInc (10:46:49 PM): holy girl pissed me off in the food line today
AllchaosInc (10:47:02 PM): i was reaching for the sour cream, and she was like 2 feet away
AllchaosInc (10:47:07 PM): so i like walked in front of her
AllchaosInc (10:47:21 PM): and she was like oh no problem, just go, dont say excuse me
AllchaosInc (10:47:30 PM): and i was like...is she talking to me?
AllchaosInc (10:47:38 PM): so i just got my sour cream and walked away
IZ4lyfe (10:47:47 PM): what a bitch wow
AllchaosInc (10:48:09 PM): seriously if i could control time theyd find her dead body in the morning with "excuse me" carved into it

IZ4lyfe (8:08:30 PM): maybe i can just picture asian drivers on the ships, and i'll be able to describe it better
AllchaosInc (8:08:51 PM): make sure theyre female, so we can get the right effect

AllchaosInc (4:09:30 PM): lets see, its 4...what can i do to watse time til 1
AllchaosInc (4:09:35 PM): how about...nothing

AllchaosInc (8:04:54 PM): many people lose loved ones. well fuck them, i lost thuy.

AllchaosInc (10:32:21 PM): holy fucking laughing wow

AllchaosInc (6:20:23 PM): WTF why wont you come out to the right answer
IZ4lyfe (6:20:34 PM): UGH
IZ4lyfe (6:20:40 PM): you better toss the book on the ground to teach it a lesson
AllchaosInc (6:21:03 PM): im about to bash my roommates head in with it; two birds withone stone

AllchaosInc (10:42:01 PM): holy one of those dolls you should make
AllchaosInc (10:42:08 PM): where a smaller one fits inside the one before it
AllchaosInc (10:42:17 PM): and just keep writing that to waste time before getting to the real object

IZ4lyfe (10:44:50 PM): Ah, I found it, he thought, as he pulled out a small, obsidian box. He looked around cautiously, as though he was stealing something, before carefully opening the box, which contained
AllchaosInc (10:45:46 PM): a second box, while was made out of ruby. after opening that one, he found a box made of amythst, inside which was a box made of sapphire, inside which was a box made of diamond, inside which was the first obsidian box he had pulled out. Weird, he though to himself.

AllchaosInc (10:52:16 PM): the boat randomly burst into flames as soon as the dolls face was uncovered. as jess felt his face burn away, he felt glad he would no longer be able to see its hideous nature.

AllchaosInc (12:28:00 AM): thats impressive
AllchaosInc (12:28:06 AM): i am very aroused

AllchaosInc (11:44:02 PM): k i better go for a haircut before then
AllchaosInc (11:44:05 PM): holy fucking sephiroth