AllchaosInc (8:00:41 PM): sorry if i had a girlfriend i wouldnt jump in front of a bullet...whats the point of her living if im dead
AllchaosInc (9:24:53 PM): holy shit dude i better shave, ive been too lazy for the last like month
IZ4lyfe (9:24:58 PM): ugh!
AllchaosInc (9:25:06 PM): holy fucking dumbledore i am
IZ4lyfe (12:42:08 AM): holy shit i am screwed on this midterm
AllchaosInc (12:42:16 AM): ugh fucking shit
AllchaosInc (12:42:23 AM): why does school keep getting in the wya of our story
AllchaosInc (11:11:00 PM): dude that was like instant erection
IZ4lyfe (11:20:56 PM): but yeah wow i don't see any other future for me
AllchaosInc (11:21:06 PM): seriously dude i barely see a present for me
IZ4lyfe (11:22:25 PM): did you see about schmidt?
AllchaosInc (11:22:32 PM): uh...i think so
IZ4lyfe (11:22:35 PM): i don't fucking wanna end up like jack nicholson
AllchaosInc (11:23:06 PM): im about to end up like him in cuckoos nest
IZ4lyfe (11:23:27 PM): i'm about to end up like him in the shining
AllchaosInc (11:23:41 PM): dude that is seriously my goal in life
AllchaosInc (11:24:12 PM): here'sssss RJJJJJ
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Saturday, November 22, 2008
AllchaosInc (4:33:11 PM): fucking hilarious
rj: ugh why are fictional girls as retarded as real ones
AllchaosInc (12:36:03 PM): fucking wow that girl still hasnt moved her shit
AllchaosInc (12:36:10 PM): im about to throw it on the floor
IZ4lyfe (12:36:25 PM): it's probably kristen
AllchaosInc (12:36:40 PM): wow girls are really pissing me off these days
AllchaosInc (12:36:46 PM): its probably from a lack of thuy
AllchaosInc (12:42:09 PM): if she doesnt move by the time i go downt here again, shes gonna find a pile of smoking ashes where the wahsing machine used to be
AllchaosInc (12:56:38 PM): how many years do you spend in fire for arson, cause im about to set that bitch on fire
AllchaosInc (11:16:21 PM): i loved the solar sailer...holy fun keeping 2190849 monsters from overweighing it
AllchaosInc (11:16:29 PM): fun as in FUCKING GAY
IZ4lyfe (11:29:58 PM): ah, under her control, i remember my first memory of deling city, it was a pretty nice place
IZ4lyfe (11:30:04 PM): EXCEPT I COULDN'T FUCKING FIND CARAWAY'S MANSION
AllchaosInc (11:30:41 PM): that reminds me of when i went into the sewers with laguna
AllchaosInc (11:30:46 PM): AND THERE WAS FUCKING NOTHING THERE
IZ4lyfe (12:15:02 PM): holy wanted to go to circuit city but it was in the opposite direction...
AllchaosInc (12:15:11 PM): ugh!
IZ4lyfe (12:15:19 PM): seriously!
AllchaosInc (12:15:24 PM): fucking city, why do you place stores in different places
AllchaosInc (3:04:22 PM): im still trying to create this love at first sight scene which i fucking cant
AllchaosInc (3:04:33 PM): cause i have no experience
IZ4lyfe (3:04:42 PM): seriously dude, fuck
IZ4lyfe (3:05:11 PM): unless she's wearing like a short skirt and white tank top, and has nice tits and a nice ass, and she looks like she has a good personality
AllchaosInc (3:05:35 PM): i call that fuck at first sight
AllchaosInc (3:08:46 PM): (can i bang you?) in vietnamese
IZ4lyfe (3:09:11 PM): she's like that's the only fucking reason i came here
IZ4lyfe (3:09:15 PM): in perfect english
AllchaosInc (3:09:42 PM): she starts speaking spanish, and shes like oh, i thought thats what people spoke here
AllchaosInc (3:09:56 PM): sponge juan square pantalones
AllchaosInc (5:51:28 PM): my roommate better leave for class soon so i can watch some "movies", before i use his laptop to crush his skull and toss him out the window
Monday, November 17, 2008
We Need to Write A Book
AllchaosInc (12:28:20 AM): make a super horny one, thats like your biggest personality trait
IZ4lyfe (11:25:42 AM): i learned something today though, whenever you have a quiz or a test that you didn't study for, just don't study and class might be canceled
AllchaosInc (11:26:01 AM): dude thats some good shit right there
AllchaosInc (11:26:06 AM): im gonna put it on myspace
AllchaosInc (11:33:28 AM): wow fuck this project my partner better know what hes doing
IZ4lyfe (11:33:54 AM): seriously!
IZ4lyfe (11:34:06 AM): he better be doing all the work just as any good partner should be doing
AllchaosInc (11:34:28 AM): thats what i expect in a relationship as well
IZ4lyfe (8:43:43 PM): modesty is such a funny concept, don't you agree?
AllchaosInc (8:44:04 PM): its not bragging if youre telling the truth
AllchaosInc (6:52:57 PM): dyne walked through the city, but stopped suddenly as a dagger flew in front of him. "WHAT THE FUCK?" he exclaimed calmly.
IZ4lyfe (9:05:10 PM): i'm fucking tired
AllchaosInc (9:05:15 PM): seriously dude wtf
AllchaosInc (9:05:27 PM): we've been saying we're tired for like the last 8 hours
IZ4lyfe (9:05:36 PM): and we do nothing about it
AllchaosInc (9:05:42 PM): cause we're so tired
IZ4lyfe (10:50:16 PM): this story is seriously godlike
AllchaosInc (10:50:54 PM): seriously dude why do we own so hard
IZ4lyfe (10:51:15 PM): yeah, wtf? we're probably illegal in nine countries
AllchaosInc (10:51:31 PM): we're made from bits of real jesus, so you know we're good
AllchaosInc (8:01:00 PM): the world was meant to have two classes of people...rj and isaiah, and then everyone else
IZ4lyfe (9:21:10 PM): it's almost the same thing as survivor's guilt, how do you feel BAD that you survived
AllchaosInc (9:21:36 PM): i feel bad that you guys weren't as excellent as me
IZ4lyfe (11:25:42 AM): i learned something today though, whenever you have a quiz or a test that you didn't study for, just don't study and class might be canceled
AllchaosInc (11:26:01 AM): dude thats some good shit right there
AllchaosInc (11:26:06 AM): im gonna put it on myspace
AllchaosInc (11:33:28 AM): wow fuck this project my partner better know what hes doing
IZ4lyfe (11:33:54 AM): seriously!
IZ4lyfe (11:34:06 AM): he better be doing all the work just as any good partner should be doing
AllchaosInc (11:34:28 AM): thats what i expect in a relationship as well
IZ4lyfe (8:43:43 PM): modesty is such a funny concept, don't you agree?
AllchaosInc (8:44:04 PM): its not bragging if youre telling the truth
AllchaosInc (6:52:57 PM): dyne walked through the city, but stopped suddenly as a dagger flew in front of him. "WHAT THE FUCK?" he exclaimed calmly.
IZ4lyfe (9:05:10 PM): i'm fucking tired
AllchaosInc (9:05:15 PM): seriously dude wtf
AllchaosInc (9:05:27 PM): we've been saying we're tired for like the last 8 hours
IZ4lyfe (9:05:36 PM): and we do nothing about it
AllchaosInc (9:05:42 PM): cause we're so tired
IZ4lyfe (10:50:16 PM): this story is seriously godlike
AllchaosInc (10:50:54 PM): seriously dude why do we own so hard
IZ4lyfe (10:51:15 PM): yeah, wtf? we're probably illegal in nine countries
AllchaosInc (10:51:31 PM): we're made from bits of real jesus, so you know we're good
AllchaosInc (8:01:00 PM): the world was meant to have two classes of people...rj and isaiah, and then everyone else
IZ4lyfe (9:21:10 PM): it's almost the same thing as survivor's guilt, how do you feel BAD that you survived
AllchaosInc (9:21:36 PM): i feel bad that you guys weren't as excellent as me
Thursday, November 6, 2008
General Thoughts
Presidential Election - A little disappointed that McCain didn't win, but it's alright, I guess I can live with Obama. Just hoping that God will guide him in his decisions for the next four years.
Prop 1A - I fucking love trains, so I can't wait for the high-speed bullet trains to take effect. This is the only thing that I agree with that San Francisco voted for as a city.
Prop 2 - I don't believe that people voted yes on prop 2. It makes sense to me that all the agricultural counties in California voted no on it, cause they don't wanna waste their time doing this bullshit of having more space for the fucking animals so we can eat them anyway. I mean really? I don't go to Chili's and ask the server (hopefully female), "Hey before I eat this steak, I was wondering if you knew that the cow had enough room in its cell before it got slaughtered."
Prop 3 - Children's Hospital. I voted no on this only for the fact that I didn't feel like spending more tax dollars on that. I'm sorry children, this may seem cruel, but we're in debt far enough.
Prop 4 - I don't believe that parents voted no on this particular proposition. I hope in the future I raise my daughter right so she won't have to deal with being pregnant at a minor age, but I'm also hoping she would let me know, so I can ground her for life.
Prop 5 - Was this the druggie one? Fuck you guys, go to jail. It serves you right to abuse drugs and I don't have a single bit of sympathy for you. Get healthy.
Prop 6 - I'm glad that this one was completely dominated. Why would I wanna waste my tax dollars to help cops so that they can just give me more tickets? We could be using that money for education and other things, like high-speed trains.
Prop 7 - Energy... the only thing I have to say about alternative energy is: Who cares?
Prop 8 - I have nothing against gay people (as long as you don't flaunt it in public communities and keep yourselves behind closed doors). I'm tired of people complaining that this particular proposition didn't pass and are trying to get it back on the ballot. We've already voted for this in 2006, and it was unfair that the Supreme Court of California overturned the voters' decision this May. This is why it was on the ballot.
Prop 9 - Victim's rights... cool, whatever. I voted yes.
Prop 10 - Energy again? No, who cares?
Prop 11 - Redistricting... whatever I voted yes on that.
Prop 12 - Providing housing and farms for veterans. My father is a veteran of the Vietnam War, so I'm happy this prop passed. I almost voted no on this, however, until I read it over.
Measure R - LA County Traffic Relief. Really guys? Did you really vote yes on this so we can raise our taxes to 8.75%? There's alternative routes to get home, take them. I'm not buying anything in LA County, time to go to Orange.
Measure RR - I haven't checked it, but I don't see why anyone would vote no on expanding Mt. Sac's educational offerings.
In closing, I'd just like to say that the people voted a certain way for a certain purpose. It's immature to raise up in anger of how something was already decided. Squall once said in Final Fantasy VIII, "If that's how it was decided, you have to abide by it." I believe in what he had to say for the main fact that it is a valid statement. We live in a country of democracy; the greatest in the world. I love America and it's policies. The people, I may not all agree with, though. Just stop trying to change the way things were decided in your rage, or whatever, it's just not in the best interest of the people. What's done is done. This country was made to reflect the people's choice. This "[...] government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
You can say what you want, but this is just my response because it seems like anything a conservative says is deemed as wrong. Why are we the ones that get put down? We're seen as heartless individuals that want to keep things traditional. But are there really people that are heartless? Me, I may not have the nicest views about these things, but that's just cause I've had it with the constant bashes on conservatives. I still care, only about certain things, and that's the reason why I believe the way I do.
Prop 1A - I fucking love trains, so I can't wait for the high-speed bullet trains to take effect. This is the only thing that I agree with that San Francisco voted for as a city.
Prop 2 - I don't believe that people voted yes on prop 2. It makes sense to me that all the agricultural counties in California voted no on it, cause they don't wanna waste their time doing this bullshit of having more space for the fucking animals so we can eat them anyway. I mean really? I don't go to Chili's and ask the server (hopefully female), "Hey before I eat this steak, I was wondering if you knew that the cow had enough room in its cell before it got slaughtered."
Prop 3 - Children's Hospital. I voted no on this only for the fact that I didn't feel like spending more tax dollars on that. I'm sorry children, this may seem cruel, but we're in debt far enough.
Prop 4 - I don't believe that parents voted no on this particular proposition. I hope in the future I raise my daughter right so she won't have to deal with being pregnant at a minor age, but I'm also hoping she would let me know, so I can ground her for life.
Prop 5 - Was this the druggie one? Fuck you guys, go to jail. It serves you right to abuse drugs and I don't have a single bit of sympathy for you. Get healthy.
Prop 6 - I'm glad that this one was completely dominated. Why would I wanna waste my tax dollars to help cops so that they can just give me more tickets? We could be using that money for education and other things, like high-speed trains.
Prop 7 - Energy... the only thing I have to say about alternative energy is: Who cares?
Prop 8 - I have nothing against gay people (as long as you don't flaunt it in public communities and keep yourselves behind closed doors). I'm tired of people complaining that this particular proposition didn't pass and are trying to get it back on the ballot. We've already voted for this in 2006, and it was unfair that the Supreme Court of California overturned the voters' decision this May. This is why it was on the ballot.
Prop 9 - Victim's rights... cool, whatever. I voted yes.
Prop 10 - Energy again? No, who cares?
Prop 11 - Redistricting... whatever I voted yes on that.
Prop 12 - Providing housing and farms for veterans. My father is a veteran of the Vietnam War, so I'm happy this prop passed. I almost voted no on this, however, until I read it over.
Measure R - LA County Traffic Relief. Really guys? Did you really vote yes on this so we can raise our taxes to 8.75%? There's alternative routes to get home, take them. I'm not buying anything in LA County, time to go to Orange.
Measure RR - I haven't checked it, but I don't see why anyone would vote no on expanding Mt. Sac's educational offerings.
In closing, I'd just like to say that the people voted a certain way for a certain purpose. It's immature to raise up in anger of how something was already decided. Squall once said in Final Fantasy VIII, "If that's how it was decided, you have to abide by it." I believe in what he had to say for the main fact that it is a valid statement. We live in a country of democracy; the greatest in the world. I love America and it's policies. The people, I may not all agree with, though. Just stop trying to change the way things were decided in your rage, or whatever, it's just not in the best interest of the people. What's done is done. This country was made to reflect the people's choice. This "[...] government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
You can say what you want, but this is just my response because it seems like anything a conservative says is deemed as wrong. Why are we the ones that get put down? We're seen as heartless individuals that want to keep things traditional. But are there really people that are heartless? Me, I may not have the nicest views about these things, but that's just cause I've had it with the constant bashes on conservatives. I still care, only about certain things, and that's the reason why I believe the way I do.
Another Addition to the Humor
allchaosInc (1:26:22 AM): if its a hard time for us, that means its impossible for others
allchaosInc (11:05:13 PM): class at 11 tomorrow...ugh i gotta finish the math hw for it
IZ4lyfe (11:05:51 PM): i wish i could do my homework... holy lazy dude
allchaosInc (11:06:39 PM): seriously dude, fuck you
allchaosInc (11:06:42 PM): youre the one who spread this curse to me
IZ4lyfe (11:06:57 PM): i just brought you into the matrix
allchaosInc (11:07:14 PM): i should have taken the blue pill...but the red pill was closer
allchaosInc (11:51:42 PM): time to traverse the 2 feet of carpet to my fridge to obtain a coke...hopefully ill make it back
IZ4lyfe (12:03:22 AM): i will waste my free time by doing a survey instead of practicing calculus problems
allchaosInc (12:03:37 AM): i will follow you in the time wasting activity
IZ4lyfe (4:16:24 PM): cs?
allchaosInc (4:16:35 PM): im TRYING to study this math
allchaosInc (4:16:39 PM): ok
allchaosInc (6:48:27 PM): obviously when youre born, you can either be born with studying skills or godlike skills...i know which one we got
allchaosInc (9:44:57 PM): i dont understand how english teachers can say books like house on mango street (which completely disregards every rule of grammar created) are works of literature and then grade my essay based on grammar
allchaosInc (9:45:10 PM): FUCK YOU BITCH IM MAKING LITERATURE
IZ4lyfe (9:03:24 PM): Leo was waiting for the sun to set into the ocean. Then Cancer showed up, and they began to fight. Into the ocean they fell.
IZ4lyfe (9:03:28 PM): leo better have won
AllchaosInc (9:03:53 PM): then capricorn showed up and banged virgo
Proofs:
allchaosInc (11:34:53 PM): wtf is a direct proof...
IZ4lyfe (11:34:57 PM): i have no idea...
IZ4lyfe (11:35:07 PM): i hate that word, proof
allchaosInc (11:35:38 PM): seriously dude
allchaosInc (11:35:43 PM): just take my word for it, its true
allchaosInc (3:51:39 PM): seeing as everyone knows them, im oretty sure someone smarter tha me has already proved it...so why repeat a futile exercise?
allchaosInc (11:05:13 PM): class at 11 tomorrow...ugh i gotta finish the math hw for it
IZ4lyfe (11:05:51 PM): i wish i could do my homework... holy lazy dude
allchaosInc (11:06:39 PM): seriously dude, fuck you
allchaosInc (11:06:42 PM): youre the one who spread this curse to me
IZ4lyfe (11:06:57 PM): i just brought you into the matrix
allchaosInc (11:07:14 PM): i should have taken the blue pill...but the red pill was closer
allchaosInc (11:51:42 PM): time to traverse the 2 feet of carpet to my fridge to obtain a coke...hopefully ill make it back
IZ4lyfe (12:03:22 AM): i will waste my free time by doing a survey instead of practicing calculus problems
allchaosInc (12:03:37 AM): i will follow you in the time wasting activity
IZ4lyfe (4:16:24 PM): cs?
allchaosInc (4:16:35 PM): im TRYING to study this math
allchaosInc (4:16:39 PM): ok
allchaosInc (6:48:27 PM): obviously when youre born, you can either be born with studying skills or godlike skills...i know which one we got
allchaosInc (9:44:57 PM): i dont understand how english teachers can say books like house on mango street (which completely disregards every rule of grammar created) are works of literature and then grade my essay based on grammar
allchaosInc (9:45:10 PM): FUCK YOU BITCH IM MAKING LITERATURE
IZ4lyfe (9:03:24 PM): Leo was waiting for the sun to set into the ocean. Then Cancer showed up, and they began to fight. Into the ocean they fell.
IZ4lyfe (9:03:28 PM): leo better have won
AllchaosInc (9:03:53 PM): then capricorn showed up and banged virgo
Proofs:
allchaosInc (11:34:53 PM): wtf is a direct proof...
IZ4lyfe (11:34:57 PM): i have no idea...
IZ4lyfe (11:35:07 PM): i hate that word, proof
allchaosInc (11:35:38 PM): seriously dude
allchaosInc (11:35:43 PM): just take my word for it, its true
allchaosInc (3:51:39 PM): seeing as everyone knows them, im oretty sure someone smarter tha me has already proved it...so why repeat a futile exercise?
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