Twilight

IZ4lyfe (8:51:17 PM): yeah maybe we should move to washington, the vampires in alaska are too violent
AllchaosInc (8:51:36 PM): the vampires in washington are gay though

AllchaosInc (8:58:53 PM): edward youre a faggot of amazing proportions

AllchaosInc (9:07:20 PM): she should have googled the twilight book to find out whats gonna happen

AllchaosInc (9:22:42 PM): oh shit he sparkles in the sunlight
IZ4lyfe (9:22:49 PM): holy homo
AllchaosInc (9:22:52 PM): hes seriously a faggot

AllchaosInc (9:24:18 PM): wow he just tossed that fucking tree
AllchaosInc (9:24:24 PM): that is dangerous

IZ4lyfe (9:28:58 PM): wtf why did he lie beside her? i would have been on top
AllchaosInc (9:29:14 PM): i would have been inside

AllchaosInc (9:42:13 PM): i dont know they said this movie was bad, its not like horrible
AllchaosInc (9:42:20 PM): its just the concept itself is gay

AllchaosInc (9:52:25 PM): oh shit the faggots are coming!

IZ4lyfe (9:54:42 PM): holy jamacain
AllchaosInc (9:55:08 PM): go smoke some weed vampore

IZ4lyfe (10:00:52 PM): fuck you edward, you're a bad influence
AllchaosInc (10:01:14 PM): seriously why couldnt she just say im getting hunted by a fucking vampire
IZ4lyfe (10:01:24 PM): seriously that's what i would have said
AllchaosInc (10:01:40 PM): hey dad, uh...im gonna get fuckkked up so im leaving


AllchaosInc (10:18:36 PM): holy going to the dance with a broken leg
IZ4lyfe (10:18:48 PM): seriously that is a massive cast
IZ4lyfe (10:19:02 PM): she didn't wrap her toes?
AllchaosInc (10:19:02 PM): she didnt wrap your toe?

AllchaosInc (10:20:50 PM): my dad gave me 20 bucks to have sex with you
thats fucking weird jacob
IZ4lyfe (10:21:03 PM): $20? you stupid jacob, you stupid
AllchaosInc (10:21:16 PM): sorry my dad, hes black we're broke nigga